MattDeluxe

"Question: Why on Earth would you order Papa John's when there are like 86,397 REAL pizzerias on Staten Island? Possible Answers: - Your tastebuds were removed. - You enjoy diarrhea. - You've been banned from every other pizzeria on Staten Island and you can't afford to cross a bridge. - You need to shingle your roof. - You've only recently arrived to this country and you don't know any better. - You and your friend are having a "Worst Pizza Contest" and he's getting Domino's. - You lost your frisbee. - You're ordering it to the house of your arch-nemesis. - Your wife wants pizza but you want a divorce. - You've grown really fond of fake pizza whilst living in Iowa. Whatever your reason, don't make it Papa John's."

"January 16, 2020"

anonymous

"1 word: CARDBOARD It's literally the worst tasting pizza I've ever eaten. PERIOD. One star is even too high a rating."

"January 16, 2020"

anonymous

"Worst pizza in the world papa john is the worst bring pizzahit back. This place is disgusting I almost puked when I tasted the meat pizza with all frozen bits of garbage. I wouldnt even let my dog eat it. I rather have dominoes I dont even give it a star I had to put one star because when i entered it said error"

"January 16, 2020"